1 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:19,458 I carry on, cowboy 2 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:23,958 I for to ride the range you love 3 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:29,125 I across the wide prairie 4 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:33,958 I with the burning sun above 5 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:38,625 I till you hang up your saddle 6 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:42,375 I lay down your gun 7 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:47,750 I till the last stray's been branded 8 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:52,083 I oh, cowboy, carry on 9 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:56,417 I trails where the sage is blowin' 10 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:01,292 I I'd see the prairie sky 11 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,958 I dust from the campfires glowin' 12 00:01:06,958 --> 00:01:11,333 I dogies sing your lullaby 13 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:16,000 I with your pinto to carry you 14 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:20,625 I till the last great round-up's done 15 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:24,958 I carry on, cowboy 16 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:29,167 I oh, cowboy, carry on I 17 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,625 I wonder what they wanted. 18 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,167 What the...? Ah, business. 19 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:55,875 Take good care of 'em, mister. They were good friends of mine. 20 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,750 It'll be a pleasure, sir. 21 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:01,292 What do you want? Plain coffin, one dollar. Padded, two dollars. 22 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:05,167 Or maybe you'd like pillows, beautiful silver handles? 23 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:06,917 All the trimmings. 24 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:10,375 - But... that'll be an extra two dollars. - Give 'em pads... 25 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,792 - Pads. - Pillows... 26 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,250 - Pillows. - Handles... 27 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,542 Handles. 28 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,208 - And some flowers. - Flowers? 29 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:18,875 Pansies. 30 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,375 Hold it a minute, Russ. 31 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:27,625 - What's the matter, judge? - I thought I heard shotsjust now. 32 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,958 Nah. It's probably just a horse backfiring. 33 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,750 Oh, yes. 34 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:32,917 Hey, wait a minute. 35 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:35,542 I know a horse backfiring when I hear one. 36 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:39,875 Come now, judge, there ain't been no shootin' in stodge 37 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,625 since the day you ran Jessie James out of town. 38 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:45,292 - What a day that was, eh? - Hey-hey. 39 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,333 You know, judge, I never credited you 40 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:50,292 with either the guts or the courage to do a thing like that. 41 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:54,958 Oh, I don't know. I didn't like having to get tough with Jessie, though. 42 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:57,000 She was a nice girl. 43 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:01,000 I never did get to know exactly what she done that was so wrong? 44 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:06,167 Old Ben was a friend of mine, Sam, and she killed him. 45 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:10,292 It was his own fault. He was 92. I warned him not to marry her. 46 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:15,125 How she did it was immaterial. 47 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:19,625 Come on. Let's get back to the game. It's your draw, judge. 48 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,125 Someone's dropped one. 49 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,958 - Eh? - Oh, it's me. 50 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:26,667 I've got it. 51 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:30,958 Mrs bun, the baker. Happy families. 52 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:33,667 That's another pot I've won. 53 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:37,208 He, he! Oh, and mighty purty it is too. 54 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:48,208 That one's gonna take a lot of timber. 55 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,542 Six and seven-eighths. Business is picking up. 56 00:04:56,583 --> 00:05:00,292 Yup, I reckon we've come far enough, old pal. Time to rest up. 57 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,875 Howdy, stranger! 58 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,958 Nice day. 59 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,583 Disgusting. 60 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:19,250 Remind me to put up a notice about that. "No spitting." 61 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,583 Yeah. Yeah, sure, judge. 62 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,958 Yes, sir. What'll it be? Lemonade, ginger beer, sarsaparilla? 63 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,500 Don't be funny. Whisky. 64 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:32,958 We're not allowed to serve hard stuff in stodge, sir. Mayor's orders. 65 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:38,042 That is correct. But I can thoroughly recommend the ginger beer. 66 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:40,292 Don't you talk to me about ginger beer. 67 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,250 - Who is this? - Judge Burke. 68 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:45,000 I am the mayor. 69 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:48,125 Better keep away from my horse. He ain't seen a mare in three weeks. 70 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:53,250 - Come on. Whisky. - Certainly not. We are fully temperance. 71 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:57,375 I don't care if you're full of flatulence. I've been on the trail six days non-stop. 72 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,208 I can't help that. 73 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:03,167 - I don't like people who get in my way. - I can't help that. 74 00:06:03,292 --> 00:06:05,250 And I just shot three men who did. 75 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:08,958 I... oh, well, in that case, perhaps just a little one. 76 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:13,250 They keep a bottle or two for me for purely medicinal purposes, of course. 77 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:17,208 - Leave the bottle. - Oh, I say, I can't have that. 78 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,042 Bottoms up. 79 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:02,625 - I'll just take that gun of yours, cowboy. - What for? 80 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:04,958 I don't allow no shootin' at my place. 81 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:07,333 Lady, I wouldn't dream of shootin' at your place. 82 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:10,917 I'm not afraid to use this, you know. 83 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,375 My, but you've got a big one. 84 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,042 I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there. 85 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,458 And the other. Hand it over. 86 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:18,417 I'll take those, belle. 87 00:07:18,542 --> 00:07:21,000 Check them, will you, Charlie? 88 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,958 Thank you. Here's your ticket. 89 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:25,375 You can have them back when you're ready to leave. 90 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,208 I ain't leaving for a while. 91 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:30,500 Oh, that's nice. We could do with a bit of fun round here. 92 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:31,625 So you're belle? 93 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:35,625 Yeah. My intimate friends call me... Ding dong. 94 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,458 Like to give you a clang some time. 95 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,625 How about letting me have a couple of rooms? 96 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,333 $10 a day, all in. Ok? 97 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:48,042 Oh, no. I'm sorry, belle, I can't have him staying in stodge city. 98 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,500 Now, listen here, my good man. 99 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:54,875 I run this town and I can't have any trouble around here. 100 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,625 - You won't have to worry about that. - I won't? 101 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,458 From now on, I'll be running it. 102 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:00,750 Yes... 103 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,458 Come on. I'll show you your rooms. 104 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,750 - Do you mind putting that away first? - Oh, why, sure. 105 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,458 Wow. What a holster. 106 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,708 Disgusting. 107 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,583 I'm gonna get the sheriff. 108 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:26,000 How about that? Three all at once. Who says there ain't no Santa claus? 109 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:29,583 It's a disgrace. What's the use of me putting these notices up? 110 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:32,208 Where's the sheriff? What's he doing? 111 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,333 Earp! Earp! Sheriff! 112 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:39,083 Shenfi! Oh, there you are. 113 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,333 Wake up. There's been a shooting. 114 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:47,458 It's all right. It's all right. Don't go mad. It's only me, judge Burke. 115 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,792 Now, listen, there's been a shooting. 116 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,833 - What's that? - I say, there's been a shoo... 117 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,500 Oh, for heaven's sake, where's your thing? 118 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,875 There's been a shootin'! 119 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,417 - Yeah? - There's three men laying dead out there. 120 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:06,625 - Strange. I didn't hear nothin'. - I'm not surprised. 121 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,208 You never have your thing in. 122 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,833 It's my afternoon off, judge. 123 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:14,667 I don't know what we pay you for, really I don't. 124 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:18,500 - Who done it? Do you know? - Some terrible-looking rough. 125 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,750 He's over in belle's place now. 126 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:24,792 You've got to run him out of town. I don't want that kind of person here. 127 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:27,667 It lowers the tone of the whole neighbourhood. 128 00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:29,875 Well, don't you worry none, judge. 129 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,833 We'll have him out of here in an hour, either head first or feet first. 130 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:35,292 - Yeah. - That's right. 131 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:37,333 In my position, as mayor... 132 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:41,958 For heaven's sakes, where are your spectacles? 133 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,583 - What do you say? - Your spectacles! 134 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:47,250 Er... around here some place. 135 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,125 Oh, here they are. 136 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,583 - Where? - Here they are! 137 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:54,958 Ah! Here they are! 138 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,542 Yeah. That's better. 139 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,333 Well, here we go. 140 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:08,833 Oh! Here. There. That way. 141 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:16,042 Wait a minute. Here. For Pete's sake. Now, there. 142 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:19,167 Yeah, well, thanks, judge. 143 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:22,583 These specs ain't so good for seeing things a long ways off. 144 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,333 He'll have to go. 145 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:40,708 Yahoo! 146 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,000 Fonnard ho! 147 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,083 Whoa! 148 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,375 Nice going, lightning. 149 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:22,708 All right, get away from that bar, stranger. And don't try nothin'. 150 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,875 It's me, sheriff. Charlie. 151 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,542 - Huh? - Charlie! 152 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:32,458 Oh, yeah. Sorry, Charlie. Didn't recognise you from the front. 153 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:35,875 - Where's the killer? - Up with belle, sheriff. Room 12. 154 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,250 - Room 12. - Yup. 155 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,208 Yeah. Ok, thanks. 156 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:01,958 You have a good sleep, sweetheart. 157 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:05,167 See you later. 158 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,250 I reckon you texans think more of horses than you do of us women. 159 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,250 Naturally. If I was being chased by a posse, 160 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,708 I wouldn't get very far on you. 161 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,750 If you were raising a family, you wouldn't get far on a horse. 162 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,167 You in there! 163 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:19,042 You got five seconds to come out with your hands up 164 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,792 or I'm coming in to get you! 165 00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:21,917 Who's that? 166 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,083 That's Albert. Albert earp, our sheriff. 167 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,667 - Are you comin' out? - Nope. 168 00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:28,458 Then I'm comin' in. 169 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,208 Where's the door? 170 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:42,375 All right, get out of that bed, get on your horse and get out of stodge. 171 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,458 That is his horse, sheriff. 172 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,333 These dang glasses. 173 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:49,208 I'm better off without 'em. That's better. 174 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,893 There's liable to be some fancy shooting around here, miss belle. 175 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,500 You'd better get the hell out. 176 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,792 You'd better put them specs on. I'm the fella you're looking for. 177 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,042 - What was that? - He's deaf. 178 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,833 I'm the fella you're looking for! 179 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,500 That's the game, is it? 180 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,917 Well, it takes more than dressing up in women's clothes to fool me, mister. 181 00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,375 On your way, cowboy... cowboy? 182 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,917 I've had enough of this. 183 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,625 Look here, twerp... 184 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,708 Name's earp. Albert earp, without the 'tw... 185 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,458 With or without, what's the matter? What have I done wrong? 186 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,917 You've killed three men, mister. 187 00:13:21,042 --> 00:13:24,083 I know that, but what have I done wrong? 188 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,708 You wanna try drawin' on me, mister? 189 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,875 I can't. I ain't got my guns. 190 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,958 I'll give you five seconds to find one. 191 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,333 One. 192 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,000 Two. 193 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,958 - Where are they? - Four... five. 194 00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,458 Shenfilshenfi! 195 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,875 Here. Are you all right? 196 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,333 I reckon I'm going, judge. 197 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,458 Oh, don't go. 198 00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,417 Listen... listen, friend. 199 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:03,375 Just tell my folks what happened, will you? 200 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,708 They'll even the score. 201 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,417 Will you do that for me, friend? 202 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,292 Yes, of course. 203 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,042 - What's that? - Oh, for heaven's sakes. 204 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:15,958 Here. Yes! Of course! 205 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:19,750 There's no need to shout, judge. 206 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,000 I'm wearing my specs. 207 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,750 It's I lucky I remembered where you put that. 208 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,417 Oh, I do beg your pardon, commissioner. 209 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:50,000 Damn it, Perkins, can't you see I'm busy! 210 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,583 I'm terribly sorry, sir. This just wouldn't wait. 211 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,000 You think this will? 212 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,292 All right, all right. What's so all-fired important? 213 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:00,625 It's another telegraph from stodge city, sir. 214 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,083 Judge Burke... He's the mayor there, you know. 215 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:08,125 Burke? Oh, yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum. 216 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,292 I didn't know you studied at law school, sir? 217 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:13,958 I didn't. I was the janitor. What does the bum want? 218 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:17,083 Lawless elements have completely taken over the town. 219 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,125 He wants us to send him a peace marshal to clean the place up. 220 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:24,292 Why bother me with all this? Send him a marshal. Anything for peace. 221 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:27,333 Well, that's just the trouble, sir. We haven't any available. 222 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,042 Nobody? 223 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:32,500 What about that big head who hangs around, looking for work? 224 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,917 What's his name? Dillon. What's he doing? 225 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,417 Six months. 226 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:41,625 Oh. Well, looks like we got a problem here. 227 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,833 Miss Jones, can you think of something we can do? 228 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,083 Why, yes. 229 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,489 But hadn't we better get the problem out of the way first? 230 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,875 Next. 231 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,042 - What can I do for you? - I'd like a job, please. 232 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,083 - Name? - Knutt. 233 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,250 With a "k". 234 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,125 Huh, you could have fooled me. 235 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,667 First name? 236 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:09,458 Marshal. Marsha! P. Knutt. 237 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,333 Most of my friends call me "marsh". 238 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,125 Well, then, in that case, you won't mind if! Call you marshal. 239 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,708 Profession? 240 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:22,250 Drainage, sanitation and garbage disposal engineer, first class. 241 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,333 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 242 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,458 Qualifications? 243 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,542 Yes. I have a certificate from chipping sodbury technical college. 244 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,667 That's in england. 245 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:33,083 And a reference from lady pushing, 246 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,250 saying what a good job I did on her main sludge channel, 247 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,792 cos it was all... Bunged up, you know. 248 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,625 And this was presented to me by the chipping sodbury ladies' guild, 249 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,042 in appreciation for services rendered. 250 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,750 It's a sink plunger. 251 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:52,875 It's very interesting, mr knutt. I fail to see how it can be of any use to us. 252 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,292 That's where you're wrong. 253 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,833 I don't mind telling you that since I arrived in america, 254 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,542 I've been amazed by your out-of-date methods. 255 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:03,500 For instance your way of disposing of garbage is a load of rubbish. 256 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,125 And as for sanitation, 257 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:09,000 I think you'll agree it's an absurd waste of the president's valuable time 258 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,565 to have to walk from the white house 259 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:13,542 all the way to that little shed at the bottom of the garden. 260 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,625 And as for your city streets... 261 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,250 Mr knutt! 262 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,708 May I suggest 263 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,333 that you see the public works department down the corridor? 264 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,625 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 265 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,958 Just a minute. Mr knutt! 266 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,292 Would you please take this with you? 267 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,667 Oh, yes. We mustn't forget that, must we? 268 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,083 I'm terribly sorry. 269 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:18,125 Yes? 270 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,042 Well, what do you want? 271 00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,167 I was told you might give me a job. 272 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:32,458 Job? Whatjob? Who the blazes are you? 273 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,792 Knutt. Marsha! P. Knutt. 274 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:38,583 Marshal? No-one available, huh? 275 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:41,542 Well, marshal, you couldn't have come at a better time. 276 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,375 - Really? - Yes, sir. 277 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,167 How would you like to go and clean up stodge city for me? 278 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,667 Oh, very much, sir. In a bit of a mess, is it? 279 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,792 You said it, marshal. One heck of a mess. 280 00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:53,958 Funnily enough, I was talking about that problem to the man outside. 281 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,417 - Now, I have one or two theories. - Yes, I'm sure you have, marshal. 282 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:58,917 But I'm a pretty busy man, 283 00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:02,208 so suppose you get down to stodge city and get to work, huh? 284 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,125 See judge Burke. He'll tell you what's doing. 285 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,583 Judge Burke. Yes, and thank you very much. 286 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,667 Not at all, marshal, not at all. 287 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,042 Stodge city. 288 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:20,083 Oh, right in the country. 289 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,083 Should be nice and peaceful. 290 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,542 Who was that? Who did it? 291 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:35,000 Isn't it sickening? 292 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,958 That's the tenth window broken in two weeks. 293 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:40,208 Who was it, judge? 294 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,417 Some of those horrible friends of the rumpo kid, of course. 295 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,667 Look at my hat. Just look at it. 296 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:48,833 Three inches lower and it would have been your head. 297 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,625 Don't say that! 298 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,417 Things have got pretty rough here since he came. 299 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:58,250 Rough? It ain't safe for decent folks to walk the streets. 300 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,708 I have to send my wife out for everything. 301 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,917 Never mind. Things will get better when they send that marshal. 302 00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:05,375 If they send him. 303 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,792 Oh... why, hello, Sam. What brings you into town? 304 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:14,750 I tell you what brings me into town. 305 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,292 I lost 50 head of cattle on my ranch last night. 306 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,083 - Rustlers? - They certainly weren't pickpockets! 307 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,833 Well, there's no need to get all sarky. 308 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:26,333 50 head. What's more, my prize bull was among 'em. 309 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,417 Not old ramrod? 310 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:31,375 Yeah. How am I to raise cattle without a bull? 311 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,917 Judge, you gotta do something. 312 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:36,417 Well, it's hardly in my line of country, Sam. 313 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:39,958 You know darned well that rumpo kid and his gang are behind this. 314 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,667 Yeah, you're probably right, Sam, but how are you gonna prove it? 315 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,500 And stay out of here, bum. 316 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,083 Johnny. 317 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,958 How about this for business, huh? 318 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,167 Yeah, you sure have made a difference to the place. 319 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,417 Well, I like to see a bit of innocent fun. 320 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:21,625 Johnny, just look at these beautiful furs. Silver fox and he only wants $50 a skin. 321 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,958 - Not bad. - They'd make a lovely fur coat. 322 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,375 I don't like wearing fur. 323 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,292 No, Johnny, I meant for me. 324 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,875 I get it. You want me to buy 'em for you, huh? 325 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,542 Just 500 the lot, mister. 326 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,208 Right. I just gotta get some money from the bank. Won't be a minute. 327 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:42,125 Morning, mr rumpo, sir. Anything for me today? 328 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,042 Not yet, Josh. Stick around. It's early. 329 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,917 Hey, that's the fourth in two weeks. 330 00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:08,375 You're in the wrong business. 331 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,708 What's going on here? 332 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:03,542 What is it, judge? 333 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:06,625 Don't look. Whatever you do, don't look. 334 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,042 Why not? 335 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:11,292 You'll never believe it, but there are women dancing in there 336 00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:14,792 and showing their... under things. 337 00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:16,917 - No. - Right up to here. 338 00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,542 What do they look like? 339 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:25,417 They're sort of black and frilly, with these little pink rosebuds on 'em. 340 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:29,208 What does it matter what they look like? It's disgusting. 341 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:33,333 Why, in 15 years of married life, I haven't even seen my wife's. 342 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:36,250 You don't need to worry. They ain't got rosebuds on them. 343 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,292 I'm glad to hear it. I... what? 344 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,667 I'm kinda busy. I've got some folk waiting in the surgery. 345 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:49,292 Oh, he must have seen them on the clothesline. 346 00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:52,583 - Yahoo! - I'm gonna put a stop to this. 347 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:55,750 Stop! Stop! 348 00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:59,208 Stop! Stop! 349 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:02,500 Stop this disgraceful exhibition immediately! 350 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,250 Go on, get outta here! 351 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:09,000 And kindly adjust your dress before leaving. 352 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:12,583 Hey. Just what do you think you're doing, judge? 353 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:16,583 Mr kid, as mayor of this town, and guardian of law and order, 354 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:20,375 I must object most strongly to this impropriety. 355 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,792 Impro... what? 356 00:24:21,917 --> 00:24:24,500 All this jigging up and down and lascivious dancing. 357 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,292 What? It's educational. 358 00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:30,458 Educational? They never showed me anything like that when I was at school. 359 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,750 That's what I mean. It's never too late to learn. 360 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:34,875 Sit down, judge. Grab yourself a piece of culture. 361 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,292 Culture? Just a minute. 362 00:24:37,417 --> 00:24:40,333 I suppose you think that's culture. 363 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,750 Nope. That's my aunt Fanny. 364 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,958 She give me that as a sort of house-warming present. 365 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,125 Artistic, ain't it? 366 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,292 But she ain't got no clothes on. 367 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:50,958 Certainly not. She's in her working outfit. 368 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,792 - What? - She's an artist's model. 369 00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:55,500 I don't care if she's lady godiva. 370 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,667 She's gotta come down. I can't have that sort of thing around here. 371 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:02,000 I'm determined to keep the stodge out of sex. 372 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,125 The... the sex out of stodge. 373 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,792 Suppose you get out of here while you're in one piece. 374 00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,417 I haven't finished yet. 375 00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:10,375 Oh, no. There's something else. 376 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:14,208 You've got to stop shooting all them cashiers at the bank. 377 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:18,583 Wait. You can't blame me for that. They won't let me draw no money. 378 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:23,250 Before you draw money out of a bank, you're supposed to put some in. 379 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:24,695 That's a funny way to Rob a bank. 380 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:28,417 And don't think I don't know who's behind all the cattle-rustling 381 00:25:28,542 --> 00:25:30,500 that's been going on around here. 382 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:32,083 What cattle-rustling? 383 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:34,958 You won't find no cows here. Not the kind you're looking for. 384 00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:37,292 Don't think you're gonna get away with it, rumpo. 385 00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,083 I'm gonna get you. Do you hear me? 386 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,958 I'm gonna get you. 387 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,667 Now's as good a time as any, judge. 388 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,542 Don't get me wrong. I-I-I was onlyjoking. 389 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,792 Make me laugh some more. Go for your gun. 390 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,542 Judge! 391 00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,208 Judge! 392 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:03,375 Judge_. This telegraph just come for you. 393 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,750 A-ha! It's from Washington. 394 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:11,000 They're sending down a United States marshal. 395 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:15,792 - A what? - Yeah. Kinda changes things, doesn't it? 396 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:19,875 He'll arrive on the first stage from Denver. Huh! 397 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,458 Yeah! 398 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,542 Excuse me. Do you go all the way? 399 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:41,000 - I-I beg your pardon? - All the way... to stodge city? 400 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:43,458 Oh, yeah. I have a job of work to do there. 401 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:46,625 Really? Oh, that's marvellous. So do I. 402 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:50,583 I'm a drainage, sanitation and garbage disposal engineer, first class. 403 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:53,042 I just knew you'd be something exciting like that. 404 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:55,125 I've been sent to clean up the town. 405 00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:57,583 I had something in mind for myself like that. 406 00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,542 - What are you going for? - Vengeance. 407 00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:01,333 Oh... what? 408 00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:04,458 My father was sheriff in stodge city and somebody shot him. 409 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,417 I'm going there to find out who. 410 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,208 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 411 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:11,375 But I don't think a nice girl like you should be doing things like that. 412 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,333 I mean, even if you do find out who it was, what can you do? 413 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,750 Kill him? 414 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,083 It's no use, Johnny. 415 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:25,917 If a marshal's coming to stodge, we may just as well pack up and move on. 416 00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:29,042 - If he gets this far. - Well, how are you gonna stop him? 417 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:30,527 You take a shot at a peace marshal 418 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:33,167 and they'll send the whole us cavalry in to get you. 419 00:27:33,292 --> 00:27:35,018 Belle's right, kid. You can't touch a marshal. 420 00:27:35,042 --> 00:27:39,292 I know. Butjust supposing that stage was to get raided by Indians? 421 00:27:39,417 --> 00:27:40,708 Are you kidding? 422 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,684 There's only one lot of Indians left around here 423 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:44,750 and they couldn't raid a larder. 424 00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:46,792 Maybe we could give 'em a hand. 425 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,208 Come on, Charlie, let's go and talk to 'em. 426 00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:58,667 Stop! 427 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:01,333 How! We come in peace. 428 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:16,625 Look, here, Mr... Injun. We ain't come here to buy a load ofjunk. 429 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:20,625 We wanna talk with the big chief. Savvy? 430 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,542 You wait. 431 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:25,750 Big chief in little lodge. 432 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:36,417 Oh, hello! 433 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,417 Halt. 434 00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:53,542 Me-um big pale-faced chief from-um stodge city. 435 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,958 Me-um salute-um big chief. 436 00:28:57,083 --> 00:29:00,250 Me-um want-um powwow. 437 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:03,625 I say, you do talk funny. You must be foreigners. 438 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,042 Why didn't you tell me he could talk English? 439 00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:08,750 I'm sorry, kid. I didn't know. 440 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:11,292 Chief, this is Johnny finger, known as the rumpo kid. 441 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,458 Oh, how do you do? 442 00:29:14,792 --> 00:29:16,875 And a very charming name. 443 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,083 I'm called man ooh-ahh! 444 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:21,458 Roughly translated, it means "big heap". 445 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:22,833 Very picturesque. 446 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,250 And this is my son little heap. 447 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,542 Or as we say, mini man ooh-ahh. 448 00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:32,417 No, you can't have their scalps. 449 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,333 The very idea. He's scalp mad. 450 00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:38,875 Glad to hear that, chief. Maybe we can help him get one. 451 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,167 Oh, no, don't encourage him. 452 00:29:41,292 --> 00:29:43,500 We can sit down and talk it over, can't we? 453 00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,708 But, of course. Where are my manners? 454 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:53,042 I think you'll find this piece of ground most comfortable. No sharp stones. 455 00:29:57,208 --> 00:30:00,208 Son, tell my squaw to fetch the peace pipe. 456 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,167 Ugh! 457 00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:03,125 You'd care for a piece of pipe? 458 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:07,542 Be glad to, chief. I once talked peace with the sioux, but you can't trust 'em. 459 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,958 One minute, it was peace on, the next... peace off. 460 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:12,625 You won't have any trouble with us, I can assure you. 461 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:15,708 Personally, I hate fighting. 462 00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,917 This is my new squaw, kitikata. 463 00:30:31,042 --> 00:30:33,417 I bought her for two buffalo skins. 464 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:36,542 - How? - Never mind how. Where? 465 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:47,667 What have you got in there - old moccasins? 466 00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:50,958 - Thank you, no. I'm trying to give it up. - I don't blame you. 467 00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:54,875 You don't happen to have any fire water, do you? 468 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,167 You like whisky? 469 00:30:58,042 --> 00:31:01,250 Oh, my favourite brand! 470 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,500 Ah-ah. If I give you this, I gotta have something in return. 471 00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:07,000 She's yours. 472 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,458 Oh, no, not that. 473 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:12,958 Well... maybe... Maybe that on account. 474 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,583 - What else do you want? - A certain fella got rid of. 475 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,875 Where is he? On the stage. 476 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,125 Oh! I don't blame you. 477 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,375 I can't stand actors myself. Peculiar lot. 478 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,583 The stagecoach coming in from Denver today. 479 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:27,917 All you gotta do is raid it and get him. 480 00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,917 Oh, I don't like the sound of that. 481 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:32,750 I'm told they carry guns on these stages. It might get rough. 482 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,167 Your favourite brand. Try some. 483 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:37,708 Plenty more where that come from. 484 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:38,917 Well... 485 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:47,500 Cor. 486 00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:50,750 Down with custer! 487 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,833 Slaughter the pale faces. 488 00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,708 Massacre the lot! 489 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:19,875 Ah. That's the signal from little heap. 490 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,083 That means they've sighted the stage. 491 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,583 - Where? - Well, there. 492 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,042 Don't you see the smoke signals? 493 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,000 Now, I must acknowledge them. 494 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,667 I'll be glad when this is over. 495 00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:33,167 I feel a right Charlie in this get-up, I can tell you. 496 00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:37,167 You look great, a sort of a cross between hiawatha and Rose Marie. 497 00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:41,042 Eurgh. I still don't see why we have to dress up like this. 498 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,208 Because we have to look like injuns. 499 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,976 I don't trust that big heap out of my sight. 500 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,167 Now, quit beefing and give me that dynamite. 501 00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:50,708 Come on, fella. 502 00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:55,750 Here. If you can't stop that stage any other way, use these. 503 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,708 Oh, thank you. 504 00:32:59,042 --> 00:33:00,625 What are you messing about at? 505 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,458 I'm just trying to start a fire to answer little heap. 506 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,375 - Try a match. - Oh, dear me, no. 507 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,750 Why, my people have been getting fire this way for thousands of years. 508 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:10,917 It's such fun. 509 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:12,958 What's that got to do with it? 510 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,292 They got kids the same way for thousands of years, too. 511 00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:16,417 Well? 512 00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,208 Carry on with the sticks. 513 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,625 All right, get on your horses. 514 00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:37,583 I say. It's never worked as well as that before. 515 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,625 Oh, we've stopped. 516 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:48,542 So we have. And I should think so, too. 517 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:52,042 12 hours is a long time in a coach with no corridor. 518 00:33:58,792 --> 00:34:00,042 Well, where is it? 519 00:34:00,167 --> 00:34:02,792 We ain't stopped for that, mister. Looked up over there. 520 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,458 Injuns. 521 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,292 - What? - Injuns? 522 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:07,625 You mean railway engines? 523 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,542 Red injuns. Them's smoke signals. 524 00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:12,917 - What do they mean? - Danged if I know. 525 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,333 Oh, I can tell you. 526 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:17,250 I bought a useful phrase book in Washington. 527 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:19,500 Smoke signals... 528 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,917 Ah, here it is. Now, what are they saying? 529 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:25,250 Puff, puff, puff, puff... 530 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,542 Puff, puff, puff, puff... 531 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,917 Puff-puff, p-puff. 532 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:38,083 Here it is. "Please direct me to the ladies' or gentlemen's cloakroom." 533 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,375 That can't be right, can it? 534 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:43,083 Well, if it is, Indians can't be very particular. 535 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,917 Yeah, well, I ain't hanging around here, listening to you puffing. 536 00:34:47,042 --> 00:34:50,083 Cos all I know is, where there's injuns, there's trouble. 537 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,375 Trouble? Oh, don't be silly. 538 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,518 There hasn't been any trouble with Indians for years. 539 00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:55,782 They're perfectly friendly now. 540 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,583 Call that friendly? 541 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:02,875 Oh, they're only playing. They wouldn't hurt us. 542 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:08,958 Some game. 543 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,917 Now, what are we gonna do, mister? Play with 'em? 544 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,333 Now, don't panic. It's all right. 545 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,667 I know what to do. Form a circle. 546 00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,250 Yes, that's it! Form a circle. 547 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,958 With one coach? 548 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:35,750 - Oh, yes, that would be difficult. - If you two don't mind, I'll get back in. 549 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:38,292 - That's a good idea. - Oh, no, you don't, mister. 550 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:40,708 We're gonna need every man that we've got. 551 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:43,875 Now, you get a hold of that, get up there and start shootin'! 552 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:57,087 I don't know what we would have done without him. 553 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,083 I'd better get to work, I suppose. 554 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:30,458 Igotone! 555 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,250 Two that time, with only one bullet! 556 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,958 Look, they've shot three of my braves. 557 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,625 What do you want them to do? 558 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:52,083 Use bullets with those little rubber suction cups stuck on the end? 559 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,250 Here, have a drop more courage. 560 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,500 That does it! 561 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,083 Little heap! 562 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:13,667 - What are you doing? - I'm calling off the attack. 563 00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:17,750 Oompah! Stickity! Jumper! Bloody quick! 564 00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:22,333 They're going! 565 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:32,958 Hey, come back. You gonna let one little fella chase you away? 566 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:38,083 You call yourself braves? I've seen braver cowards. 567 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:47,250 Wh-wh-wh-what happened? 568 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,792 Eugh. 569 00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:50,792 They've run away. They've had enough. 570 00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:52,917 Well, yeah, you get down off there 571 00:37:53,042 --> 00:37:54,917 and we get out of here before they come back. 572 00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:56,042 What hit me? 573 00:37:59,417 --> 00:38:01,875 Oh, no. I don't believe it. 574 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:04,917 What happened to him? 575 00:38:05,042 --> 00:38:08,125 - Oh, it was just the excitement, I guess. - Oh. 576 00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:10,875 - Get him in the coach. - Hold this a minute. 577 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:16,750 Come on! Let's get out of here. Come on, giddup! Giddup! 578 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,958 Giddup! 579 00:38:18,167 --> 00:38:21,375 - Do you drive? - Who? Me? Er, yes, I suppose so. 580 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,934 Well, I should start, if I were you. 581 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,476 There's still a couple of Indians left over there. 582 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,875 Oh, right. 583 00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:35,042 Yah! Yah! 584 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,042 Come on. Whoa. 585 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,218 We got to finish this off ourselves, Charlie. 586 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:55,792 Is he mad? 587 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,757 Looks like it. I'm getting out of here. Giddup. 588 00:39:01,042 --> 00:39:02,500 Ow! 589 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:05,750 Charlie! Charlie! Help! 590 00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:09,667 Oh! Where you been? 591 00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:11,667 You want help getting on your horse, kid? 592 00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:13,250 Are you joking? 593 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,458 Oh! 594 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,417 Ah, shut up! 595 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:20,750 Oh! 596 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,083 Shut up! 597 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:43,625 - Is he gonna be all right, doc? - Yeah, reckon so. 598 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,250 Pity. 599 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:47,042 He's coming round. 600 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:49,250 Something wrong with your drains. 601 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,083 He's delirious. Ah, poor feller. 602 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,125 - Indians! Indians! - Where? 603 00:39:56,875 --> 00:40:00,708 Listen, don't worry. You're gonna be quite safe now. 604 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,500 He's gonna be all right. He's just a bit shook up, that's all. 605 00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,625 Pity. 606 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:08,000 Don't keep saying that. It gets on my nerves. 607 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:09,792 What exactly happened, Bert? 608 00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:12,375 Well, I don't rightly know, for sure. 609 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,667 But from what miss oakley here says, 610 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:18,708 this young fella shot three injuns and drove the rest of 'em away. 611 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,417 Amazing. Is that right, miss? 612 00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:23,458 Well, there was only him. 613 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:26,625 You couldn't expect a defenceless little thing like me to do anything? 614 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:28,958 I suppose not. 615 00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,917 It seems incredible. 616 00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:33,042 Well, I think he was just wonderful. 617 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:34,887 I don't know what I'd have done without him. 618 00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,250 Oh, it was nothing. 619 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:39,208 If you'll excuse me, I'd like to get settled in. 620 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:40,733 There is a hotel here, isn't there? 621 00:40:40,792 --> 00:40:43,917 Yes, but I wouldn't recommend it, miss oakley. 622 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,792 They get a funny lot in there. 623 00:40:45,917 --> 00:40:48,250 I think I can take care of myself, thank you. 624 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:51,083 - I'll take you over, miss. - Ah, thank you. 625 00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:52,750 Gosh, this sure is heavy. 626 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,875 Just a few feminine, little knick-knacks. 627 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,083 Yeah. 628 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:57,750 Oh, she's lovely. 629 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:02,125 You won't have time for that sort of thing. You've got work to do. 630 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:05,292 Don't worry, sir. I'm very keen to get started right away. 631 00:41:05,417 --> 00:41:09,792 That's the spirit. I'll show you your office, marshal. 632 00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:12,292 Marshal? How did you know my name? 633 00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:17,125 Washington told me you were coming. I am judge Burke, the mayor. 634 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:20,500 That's right. The judge's folk founded stodge city, marshal. 635 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:24,208 My great grandfather came over here on the mayflower. 636 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,667 He was the original Burke. 637 00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:29,917 He married into the Wright family and became a Wright-Burke. 638 00:41:30,042 --> 00:41:32,167 The whole family are Wright-burkes, marshal. 639 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,375 Charming. 640 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,042 "Rumpo's place". It sounds pretty exclusive. 641 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:44,500 Yeah. The rumpo kid, that is, miss. He runs this town. 642 00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:48,583 - Don't you have a sheriff? - We did have, but he sort of died. 643 00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:50,625 - Oh, really? How? - Lead poisoning. 644 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:52,250 Who shot the lead into him? 645 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:53,542 I can't say, miss. 646 00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:56,792 And if I was you, iwouldn't ask questions like that around these parts. 647 00:41:57,375 --> 00:42:00,750 Right, in here. Charlie will fix you up with a room. 648 00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:05,708 Here we are, marshal. 649 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:09,417 Thank you, judge, but I wish you'd call me marsh like my friends do. 650 00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:12,000 - Marsh? - Yes, it's short for marshal. 651 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:15,167 - Oh, I couldn't do a thing like that. - You couldn't? 652 00:42:15,292 --> 00:42:19,167 No. It'd be like me calling the sheriff "sheree". 653 00:42:19,292 --> 00:42:22,708 People around here would have thought that mighty peculiar. 654 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:28,208 Well, this is it. How do you like it? 655 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,542 Oh, it's very cosy. 656 00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:32,792 And there's a nice bedroom for you through there, 657 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:35,292 and plenty of guns for you to use. 658 00:42:35,417 --> 00:42:37,292 Oh, thank you very much. 659 00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:39,458 But what do I want guns for? 660 00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:42,167 Don't tell me you've got rats around here. 661 00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:43,417 Have we got rats? 662 00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:48,042 Ever since the rumpo kid came to town, the place has been full of them. 663 00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:50,607 That's not so good. They didn't tell me that was your problem. 664 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:53,583 Well, never mind. I'm sure you'll get rid of them. 665 00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:57,667 Oh, yes. Mind you, I won't be going round shooting these rats, judge. 666 00:42:57,792 --> 00:43:00,583 The thing to do is to find out where they do their breeding. 667 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:03,000 - Really? - So as you don't get any more. 668 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:06,417 Well, that sounds like a long-term policy to me. 669 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,583 Still, I'm sure you must know what you're doing. 670 00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:13,458 Oh, yes. In my experience, they usually do it down in the drains. 671 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:16,292 You must have had some very funny experiences. 672 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:19,500 I have. Well, you can't be a drainage engineer without, you know. 673 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:23,250 - A what? - A drainage engineer. That's my job. 674 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,458 But you're a marshal. 675 00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:27,000 No, marshal's my name. 676 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,583 Marsha! P. Knutt. 677 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:33,250 Drainage, sanitation and garbage disposal engineer, first class. 678 00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:36,708 They sent me down here to clean the place up. Didn't they tell you? 679 00:43:36,833 --> 00:43:40,208 But we want a peace marshal, not a drainee marshal. 680 00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:41,958 Drainage, -age, -age. 681 00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:47,417 Oh! Don't you understand? This town is full of gunmen and outlaws. 682 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,500 That's what we want cleaned up. 683 00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:52,018 You mean, there isn't a job for me? 684 00:43:52,042 --> 00:43:54,500 Of course there isn't a job for... 685 00:43:55,292 --> 00:43:57,458 Wait a minute. 686 00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:01,417 No-one around here knows you're not a real marshal, do they? 687 00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:03,333 Oh, Annie oakley. I told her my job. 688 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:04,833 Oh, she don't matter. 689 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:08,167 And you did shoot all them Indians single-handed? 690 00:44:08,292 --> 00:44:09,417 Granted, yes. 691 00:44:09,542 --> 00:44:13,250 Come to think of it, you'll make a marvellous marshal. 692 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:17,417 - Who, me? - Yes. You'll clean up stodge city. 693 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:22,042 Oh, you'll become the most admired, the most feared man in the west. 694 00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,667 Oh, they'll write books about you. 695 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:30,125 I can see it: "The legend of Marsha! P. Knutt." 696 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,792 "The legend of Marsha! P. Knutt." 697 00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:37,417 Curly, round up the boys. We've got a job on tonight. 698 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:38,625 Sure thing, kid. 699 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:41,833 - Give me a drink, Charlie. - You ought to know, mr rumpo, 700 00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:45,417 that woman that's staying here's asking a lot about sheriff earp's death. 701 00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:47,000 What woman who's staying here? 702 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:49,208 She came in on the stage. I let her have a room. 703 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:51,250 - Where is she? - Upstairs. Room 11. 704 00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:53,167 What are you gonna do? 705 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,167 I don't like women who ask awkward questions. 706 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:58,417 She's going out of here on her big, fat bustle. 707 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,292 Come in! 708 00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:06,875 All right, lady, just pack your bags and... 709 00:45:10,042 --> 00:45:11,583 I thought you were the chambermaid. 710 00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,042 I am. 711 00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:17,833 You don't look too much like a chambermaid to me. 712 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:19,000 It's my day off. 713 00:45:19,125 --> 00:45:21,375 You must be the one they call the rumpo kid, huh? 714 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,000 Yep. That's me. 715 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,167 And you want me to pack my bags and leave? 716 00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:27,500 Leave? Where did you get that idea? 717 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:30,875 Well, I thought... What did you come in here for, then? 718 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,167 Just to say welcome. 719 00:45:33,292 --> 00:45:37,042 I hope you have a long and friendly stay here. 720 00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:39,292 Well, thank you. Thank you. 721 00:45:39,417 --> 00:45:42,333 You just ask for anything you want. It's all on the house. 722 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:44,833 Thank you. Right now I'd like to get out of my bath. 723 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,792 Oh. Give you a hand? 724 00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:49,917 No, no, but you can pass a towel if you like. 725 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:51,292 Yep. 726 00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,750 Here you are. 727 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,458 All right, I won't look. 728 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,792 - _ no? - Nope. 729 00:46:02,917 --> 00:46:04,917 Oh, well. Worth a try. 730 00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:12,500 Yeah, well... it was er... nice er... Seeing you. 731 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:14,583 And you, too. You've been very sweet to me. 732 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,042 Well, did you do it? 733 00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:22,250 - Did I do what? - Did you tell her to go? 734 00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:24,667 Oh, that. Yeah, sure. I gave it to her straight, 735 00:46:24,792 --> 00:46:26,032 cards on the table, man to man. 736 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,542 Man to man, huh? 737 00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:29,250 Yup. Right between the eyes. 738 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:30,625 So she's going? 739 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:34,750 Nope. The fact is, belle, she's straight. I reckon she's not trying to hide nothing. 740 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,625 She couldn't. Not in that bath. 741 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:40,250 You're right there. Boy, has she got... 742 00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:41,667 Oh. You saw. 743 00:46:41,792 --> 00:46:43,708 Yeah, well, I happened to be standing here 744 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,333 and the keyhole came up against my eye. 745 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:49,750 Well... then y-y-you saw for yourself. 746 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,792 I mean, she's nice... a nice girl. 747 00:46:51,917 --> 00:46:54,167 You can't go throwing a poor little thing like that out. 748 00:46:55,167 --> 00:46:59,208 - You know how it is. - Yeah, yeah. I know just how it is. 749 00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:06,792 Reckon she does know how it is, too. 750 00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:13,375 The rumpo kid. He's the one we gotta get something on. 751 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:16,667 He's behind everything that's going on around here. 752 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,592 Why didn't you just run him out of town, then? 753 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:21,625 Everybody's scared stiff of him. 754 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,333 Except me, of course. 755 00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:25,250 Pardon me. 756 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:29,583 Mind if I come in? 757 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:34,375 Why, of course, mr rumpo. We're always delighted to see you. 758 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,750 I wanted to meet the new marshal. 759 00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:38,667 Oh, thank you. 760 00:47:38,792 --> 00:47:40,125 I thought I'd tip you off. 761 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:42,970 There's going to be another raid on colonel Houston's cattle tonight. 762 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:44,833 What? How do you know? 763 00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:47,708 A stranger came into my place and told one of the girls. 764 00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:50,000 - You don't say. - Yup. 765 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:54,500 The girl's not involved, mind you. She's a nice, pure, innocent kid. 766 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,542 He just happened to talk in his sleep. 767 00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:58,542 Well, thank you for telling me, mr rumpo. 768 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:02,875 A pleasure, marshal. Any time I can do anything to help, don't be afraid to ask. 769 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,240 Gentlemen, if you'll pardon me, 770 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:07,000 I've promised to talk to the ladies' sewing circle. 771 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,083 He doesn't seem such a bad fellow. 772 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,875 Don't you believe it. 773 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,875 There's something funny going on around here. 774 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,833 Why, I'm almost positive that he and his gang 775 00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:19,833 are doing all the cattle-rustling around here. 776 00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:23,083 Impossible. He wouldn't have come in and told us if it was him. 777 00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:25,542 No. No, that's a point. 778 00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:28,250 We've gotta do some quick thinking. 779 00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:30,833 "Tonight", he said. That's today. 780 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:35,250 That's pretty quick thinking. Don't overdo it. Leave it to me. 781 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,917 Now, let me see... now... 782 00:48:38,042 --> 00:48:42,417 The best plan would be for you to ride out there after dark 783 00:48:42,542 --> 00:48:44,250 and surprise 'em. 784 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:47,292 - All by myself? - No. You gotta take a posse with you. 785 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:51,167 - Why? Don't they like cats? - A posse! Not a pussy! 786 00:48:51,292 --> 00:48:52,375 You can't go out there 787 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:56,458 and handle a whole gang of rustlers and killers all by yourself. 788 00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:58,083 - Can't I? - No, no. 789 00:48:58,208 --> 00:49:03,792 You've got to find some brave and public-spirited citizens to help you. 790 00:49:03,917 --> 00:49:05,958 Oh, yes, I see. Like you, you mean. 791 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:07,167 Exactly. 792 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:10,958 Except that, unfortunately, tonight I have another engagement. 793 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:12,542 Any other night, of course. 794 00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:17,083 But don't worry. You're bound to find somebody. 795 00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,792 Yeah! 796 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,833 Yup. 797 00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:40,958 Howdy, marshal. 798 00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:44,958 What can I do for you? 799 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:47,208 Well, actually, I'm trying to get up a posse. 800 00:49:47,333 --> 00:49:48,792 Oh? For tonight, you mean? 801 00:49:48,917 --> 00:49:52,000 That's right. I thought perhaps you and a few of your men could er... 802 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:55,167 Oh, it's a pity, marshal. I'm sorry. We can't help you tonight. 803 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:59,792 We got a little choir practice. I promised the boys. Right, boys? 804 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:06,583 Oh. It's funny, but everyone I've asked so far seems to be doing something else. 805 00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:09,917 Ah, gee, that's tough, marshal. Ain't it? 806 00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:14,583 Wait a minute. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you two of my boys. Short. 807 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,792 - Yeah, boss. - I got a little job for you. 808 00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:21,917 Take these two, marshal. Short and curly. 809 00:50:23,292 --> 00:50:24,958 How do you do? 810 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:45,625 Who was that? 811 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:48,542 Just rumpo and some of the boys, marshal. 812 00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:50,792 Oh! Off to their choir practice. 813 00:50:50,917 --> 00:50:53,042 I'm sorry if I'm making you miss yours. 814 00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:56,542 That's all right, marshal. We'll get up extra early and do some. 815 00:50:56,667 --> 00:51:00,083 Oh, good. By the way, I've got your deputy badges. 816 00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:01,583 No, thank you, marshal. 817 00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:05,333 It ain't wise to wear them. Makes too easy a target. 818 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,333 Oh... yes. 819 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:12,208 Well, I suppose we'd better be off, then. 820 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:15,250 Yup. Got a horse all ready for you, marshal. 821 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,792 Oh... yes. Yes, that's a horse, all right. 822 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,583 Looks like you forgot to fasten your girth, marshal. 823 00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:44,333 Hey, come back! Horse! 824 00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:46,333 Horse! 825 00:52:00,167 --> 00:52:02,000 The herd seems mighty restless. 826 00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:03,708 You hear anything, Joe? 827 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:16,042 Nice work. When you're through, take a handful of steers up to bear pass. 828 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,542 I'm going to see Sam Houston. Come on! 829 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,167 - Howdy, mister. - Howdy, colonel. 830 00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:36,208 I was just up in the high ground getting the stock in. 831 00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:40,000 I've just seen some fellas making off with a whole heap of your cattle. 832 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,333 The hell you say. 833 00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:46,750 - Jake! Get them ready to ride! - Sure thing, colonel. 834 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,667 I'm mighty grateful to you, mister. 835 00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:50,042 Whereabouts you saw 'em? 836 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,000 They were just coming over bear pass. 837 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:55,000 - What you say? - Bear... pass. 838 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:58,125 Oh. My hearing isn't so good these days. 839 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:10,417 That's the cattle, all right. 840 00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:12,208 They've got the bar x brand on 'em. 841 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:15,958 Well, where are all the rustlers, then? 842 00:53:17,042 --> 00:53:19,417 Well, I reckon just the sight of you, marshal, 843 00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:21,083 must have scared them away. 844 00:53:22,417 --> 00:53:24,667 Oh, yes, I suppose so. 845 00:53:24,792 --> 00:53:26,542 Well, what are we gonna do now, then? 846 00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:31,083 Well, I reckon the best thing we can do is to leave you to look after them steers 847 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,125 while we ride and get us some help. 848 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,208 Just what I was going to suggest. 849 00:53:47,542 --> 00:53:49,292 - There they are, colonel. - Yeah! 850 00:53:49,417 --> 00:53:51,875 Come on! Let's get 'em! Hah! 851 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:07,792 Colonel Houston? 852 00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,625 Yeah. That's me. 853 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,333 Do you mind if! Do this, colonel? 854 00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:18,917 As an upright and law-abiding citizen of stodge city 855 00:54:19,042 --> 00:54:20,917 and a lifelong friend of sheriff earp, 856 00:54:21,042 --> 00:54:22,917 I consider it my duty. 857 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:24,792 Your privilege, sir. 858 00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,208 What do you think you're doing? 859 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,375 You're making a terrible mistake, you know. 860 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,583 - I can sue you for this. I've got my rights. - Pipe down, will you? 861 00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:34,417 What are you getting so excited about? 862 00:54:34,542 --> 00:54:37,667 I can't help it. I've always been nervous and highly strung. 863 00:54:37,792 --> 00:54:39,792 You're about to be strung even higher, pal. 864 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,875 Right, we'll just take the other end and make it... 865 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,440 Good and tight. 866 00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:08,500 Yahoo! 867 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,083 Yahoo! 868 00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,125 Ruffians! 869 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,542 Marshal! Marshal! 870 00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,208 It's me, judge Burke. 871 00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:33,000 What are you doing in there? You can't stay locked up all the time. 872 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:35,542 You're supposed to be keeping law and order. 873 00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:37,000 Oh, no. 874 00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:40,833 He's out to get me. I know it. That rumpo. 875 00:55:40,958 --> 00:55:44,667 Don't be silly. They wouldn't dare do anything to a us marshal. 876 00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,833 "Wouldn't dare do anything", he says. 877 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:50,583 Judge, I was nearly hanged the other night, like a common criminal. 878 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:52,875 Oh, you don't wanna worry about that. 879 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,500 Some of my best friends have been hanged. 880 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:58,292 There ain't no stigma attached to it out west. 881 00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:00,375 Well, they can't fool me. It was rumpo's doing. 882 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,708 He arranged the whole thing. 883 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,958 Oh, come on, now. You're imagining things. 884 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:10,000 Both he and old Sam apologised very nicely the next day. 885 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:12,958 It was a natural mistake to make in the circumstances. 886 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,208 Do I look like a cattle rustler? 887 00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:19,917 No, but you don't look like a sanitary inspector either. 888 00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:24,000 I am not a sanitary inspector! I am a sanitation engineer, first class! 889 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:27,000 Shh. Do you want everybody to hear? 890 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:30,417 Look, first of all the Indian attack on the stage coach. 891 00:56:30,542 --> 00:56:32,417 Then this cattle rustling business. 892 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,083 That didn't happen by accident. 893 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,375 That was planned to get me out of the way. 894 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,934 And it would have worked if that fella hadn't come to my rescue. 895 00:56:38,958 --> 00:56:40,417 Yeah, who was he? 896 00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:44,000 I don't know. He just untied my hands and he galloped off. 897 00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:46,292 - But I'd know him again, all right. - How? 898 00:56:46,417 --> 00:56:48,750 He had a very strong smell of perfume. 899 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:50,792 Really? 900 00:56:50,917 --> 00:56:52,833 We're getting a funny lot round here. 901 00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,125 Who is it? 902 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,625 Sam Houston. 903 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:02,542 What is it? What's the matter? 904 00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:06,292 They were at my place again last night. Yes! Got away with 40 head. 905 00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:07,958 Who were they? Did you see 'em? 906 00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:10,125 It was too dark to see much. 907 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,875 Yeah, but I recognised it was one of rumpo's men. 908 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,417 Marshal, you've gotta do something. 909 00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:18,167 Well, I don't see what I can do without any proof. 910 00:57:18,292 --> 00:57:21,500 Here's proof for you. Take a look at that. 911 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:25,208 You match up those hoof prints and you've got your man. 912 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:27,667 But how did they get up there? 913 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,875 What have you been doing? 914 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,042 Well, I was out courting. 915 00:57:32,167 --> 00:57:34,000 There's no law against it. 916 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:38,292 No, no, of course not, but I can think of more comfortable places to do it. 917 00:57:38,417 --> 00:57:43,583 Marshal, I think it's time you and rumpo had a little talk. 918 00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:46,750 Well, if you think there's evidence. You know, personally, I don't... 919 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:49,500 Now, there's nothing to be afraid of. 920 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:52,417 They wouldn't dare do anything to a us marshal. 921 00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,792 Here they come now! Stop 'em! 922 00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:13,375 Well, gentlemen, a toast. 923 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:16,000 To our own beloved Marsha! P. Knutt, 924 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:19,542 accidentally run over today by a band of unknown horsemen, rip. 925 00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:26,125 What's the matter? 926 00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:43,042 .I the night is young 927 00:58:43,167 --> 00:58:45,958 I and we're not too old 928 00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:49,875 I why wait for fate to give you a shove? 929 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:54,500 .I when I am yours 930 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,542 I to have and to hold 931 00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:02,042 I this is the night for love 932 00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:06,625 I for I am willing 933 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:09,333 I and awfully weak 934 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:13,458 I and just the kind to take advantage of 935 00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:17,917 I so why not push 936 00:59:18,042 --> 00:59:21,125 .i your new lucky streak? 937 00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:25,917 I this is the night for love 938 00:59:26,042 --> 00:59:28,708 I my arms are yearning 939 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,792 I to hold you ever so near 940 00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:34,500 I my lips are burning 941 00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:36,875 I just for your kiss 942 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,542 .i there's no returning 943 00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:43,583 I to me it's all very clear 944 00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:48,542 .i there'll never be another night like this 945 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,208 I so hold me close 946 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:56,583 .i till daylight is near 947 00:59:56,708 --> 01:00:00,958 .i closer than a hand in a glove 948 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:05,167 I and say those words 949 01:00:05,292 --> 01:00:08,000 I I'm longing to hear 950 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:13,333 I this is the night for holding me tight 951 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:15,083 I for this 952 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:22,458 .i is the night for love I 953 01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:31,500 I didn't know you could sing. 954 01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:34,625 Well, I've hardly seen anything of you since I arrived. 955 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:36,750 Have you er... been avoiding me? 956 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:39,917 I should say not. I got a lot of business to do lately. 957 01:00:40,042 --> 01:00:42,667 - At night? - Why, it's the most convenient time. 958 01:00:42,792 --> 01:00:44,042 My customers are asleep then. 959 01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:47,542 Say, it's awful crowded in here. 960 01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:50,000 Is there somewhere private where we could talk? 961 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:54,792 Yep. My office. I got a nice big couch there for sitting, talking on. 962 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:56,458 Well, what are we waiting for, then? 963 01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:59,333 Well, you go right ahead. I just gotta get something. 964 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:07,542 Charlie, quick. Come on, Charlie! Gimme a bottle. 965 01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:10,417 Sure thing, kid. Champagne? 966 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:11,667 What else? 967 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:19,083 - You... you can't go to her, Johnny. - Don't talk so silly. 968 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:22,708 Don't turn our story into a burning tale of lust, jealousy and passion 969 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,083 under a white-hot desert sun. 970 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:28,042 Don't make it a saga of sex, vengeance and sudden death in the primitive west. 971 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:29,500 Are you delirious? 972 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:33,375 But, Johnny, she's no good. Take it from me, she's after something. 973 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:35,750 If you get out of the way, she's gonna get it. 974 01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:38,458 But, Johnny, have you forgotten? 975 01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:39,708 I'm your little ding dong. 976 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:42,708 I hate to have to say it, but your ding has lost its dong. 977 01:01:47,167 --> 01:01:49,000 Reckon you lost him, belle. 978 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:52,542 How about doing a little something for me, eh? 979 01:02:02,917 --> 01:02:04,500 Here's to us. 980 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:11,208 Oh, no, Johnny. No, don't. 981 01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:14,000 Annie, I'd do anything for you. I'd buy you diamonds, furs. 982 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:15,925 I'll make you a partner. I'll shave every day. 983 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,083 I know, but, you see, it's no use. 984 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:20,583 - I'm saving myself for another. - Another what? 985 01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:23,167 - Another man. - Who? 986 01:02:23,292 --> 01:02:26,167 The man who killed the man who killed my man. 987 01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:28,292 I got lost. Would you mind repeating that? 988 01:02:28,417 --> 01:02:29,625 Ok, I'll try and explain. 989 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:33,250 You see, there once was a sheriff here called earp, Albert earp. 990 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,583 Yeah, what about him? 991 01:02:34,708 --> 01:02:38,917 Well, a long time ago, he once shot somebody very dear to me, 992 01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:40,958 and I just long for somebody to kill earp. 993 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,333 They have. He's dead. 994 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:43,542 I know. 995 01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:47,500 And whoever it was that shot earp is the one I'm saving myself for. 996 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:50,333 You see, I have nothing else to offer as a reward. 997 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:52,542 It was me. I shot the old codger. 998 01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:54,833 - You're... - The man who killed the man 999 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,083 who killed your man. 1000 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:59,167 Oh, I hoped it would be you. My search is ended. 1001 01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:00,958 You can stop saving yourself now. 1002 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:04,042 - Oh, no, no. Not this way! - What other way is there? 1003 01:03:04,167 --> 01:03:07,083 I mean, not here. Not here in an office. 1004 01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:10,417 Come to my room at ten o'clock and I'll be waiting for you. 1005 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,333 - Your room? - Uh-huh. 1006 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,583 - Ten o'clock? - Mm-hmm. 1007 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,125 You'll be waiting? 1008 01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:18,583 Mm-hmm. 1009 01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:32,750 What are you doing? 1010 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:35,250 That ain't fair! They said you were dead! 1011 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:39,292 A fine doctor you turned out to be. 1012 01:03:39,417 --> 01:03:42,167 No, he was dead when I took his pulse. I swear it. 1013 01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:43,542 When you took his pulse? 1014 01:03:43,667 --> 01:03:46,083 I never thought of that. My watch has stopped. 1015 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:47,750 What happened? 1016 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:51,333 Rumpo and his gang, they rode their horses right over you. 1017 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:54,417 Well, that does it. I've had just about enough of rumpo. 1018 01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:56,833 I'll get something on him if it's the last thing I do. 1019 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,833 It probably will be. Yeah! 1020 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,250 We're here. 1021 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:21,792 Oh, good. What's on the clock? 1022 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:24,792 Little heap make no charge for his own father. 1023 01:04:24,917 --> 01:04:26,625 Oh, that's a good boy. 1024 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,333 Well, now you can run along home, straight home. 1025 01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,500 No stopping to pick up any stray bits of scalp. 1026 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:34,792 You take big risk, going in saloon, father. 1027 01:04:34,917 --> 01:04:37,542 Rumpo say he kill you if he see you again. 1028 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:40,375 Well, I can't help that. I've got to have fire water. 1029 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,167 How you buy fire water with no dollars? 1030 01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:47,667 Ah-ha-ha. Big heap has inherited all the cunning of his forefathers. 1031 01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:49,333 Give me a hand, son. 1032 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:57,083 Gold strike at bear creek! 1033 01:05:01,875 --> 01:05:04,500 It never fails. It never fails. 1034 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:09,083 Oh! 1035 01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:23,750 One minute to ten. Her room, and she'll be waiting. 1036 01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:55,375 - Oh, hello. - How. 1037 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,167 Who's that? 1038 01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,917 It's me, rumpo. Are you ready? 1039 01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:08,417 Could you wait just one moment, honey? 1040 01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,333 Ok. Come on in. 1041 01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:37,417 Down with custer! 1042 01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:41,167 Big heap. Just a minute, sweetheart. I forgot something. 1043 01:06:41,292 --> 01:06:45,917 Let's all go and hold up the stage! 1044 01:06:46,042 --> 01:06:47,833 Big heap. What the heck are you doing here? 1045 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:50,708 - It's my old friend, the crumpet kid. - Rumpo kid. 1046 01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:54,083 Same thing. I say, remember you got me to hold up that stagecoach? 1047 01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:58,875 Shut up. You want the whole town to hear? 1048 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,625 What is this? Where is everybody? 1049 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:03,917 Charlie! What's going on? Where you been? 1050 01:07:04,042 --> 01:07:05,500 I'm sorry, kid. 1051 01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:08,667 Some joker came in, shouting that there was a gold strike at bear creek. 1052 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:12,458 - Was there? - I got three miles before I remembered. 1053 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:15,042 There ain't no place called bear creek. 1054 01:07:15,167 --> 01:07:19,042 Big heap take heap big pale face Mickey. 1055 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:22,125 It was him. I'll kill him! 1056 01:07:22,250 --> 01:07:23,850 No, no. I don't want no trouble, not now. 1057 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:27,667 I've got some important business waiting. Lock him up in the office. 1058 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:32,458 Get him out of here. Quick. 1059 01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,083 Hold it right there, rumpo. 1060 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,583 Now what? 1061 01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:54,667 - Marshal. - That's right. I want to talk to you. 1062 01:07:54,792 --> 01:07:57,333 Ok. Drop by tomorrow. I'm kinda busy right now. 1063 01:07:57,458 --> 01:08:00,000 Are you gonna walk down or do I have to shoot you down? 1064 01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:09,083 Fantastic. A fella can't even live up to his name these days. 1065 01:08:09,917 --> 01:08:11,500 - What do you want? - Rumpo... 1066 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:13,625 I'm taking you in. 1067 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:19,083 - You couldn't take in dirty washing. - You heard me. I'm taking you in. 1068 01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:22,250 If you feel like trying to stop me, just you try it. I'm ready for you. 1069 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,417 I told you that was too loose. 1070 01:08:25,542 --> 01:08:27,500 I can't wear it any tighter. It pinches me tummy. 1071 01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:30,958 Oh, you can laugh, rumpo, 1072 01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:34,125 but we've really got something on you this time. 1073 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:36,375 Go on, marshal, you tell him. 1074 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,625 Well, it seems that last night colonel Houston's ranch 1075 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,375 was raided again by rustlers. 1076 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:43,583 - What's that got to do with me? - That's got a lot to do with you. 1077 01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:45,292 They got away with 40 cows. 1078 01:08:45,417 --> 01:08:47,583 - Bullocks. - I know what I'm talking about. 1079 01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:49,583 So do I. They was bullocks. 1080 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:53,333 Oh, what does it matter if they was cows or bullocks? 1081 01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:56,708 - It matters to them. - Oh, this ain't getting us nowhere. 1082 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,583 Now, take a look at this. 1083 01:08:58,708 --> 01:09:06,083 This here hide came off a bar x steer and we found it in your stable. 1084 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:09,250 Yeah, and that ain't all. The hoof prints on the back of my coat 1085 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:11,458 match up with those of your horse. 1086 01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:14,667 You may as well admit it, rumpo. You stole his cattle. 1087 01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:17,333 We've got you by the shorthorns. 1088 01:09:17,458 --> 01:09:18,708 I'd like to help you, 1089 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:21,958 but unfortunately I loaned my horse to somebody else last night. 1090 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:25,500 What? Where were you? 1091 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:29,250 Here, all night. Belle will tell you what I was doing. 1092 01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:31,667 Not in my court, she won't. 1093 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:33,000 I'm sorry, gentlemen, 1094 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:36,708 but the fella you want is the fella that used my horse last night. 1095 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:40,083 - Who was it? - An injun, name of big heap. 1096 01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:43,500 Oh. Well, it looks like we've got the wrong man, judge. 1097 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:46,750 That's right. If you'll pardon me, I got business to attend to. 1098 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:50,375 Yeah, but just you watch it, rumpo, because I aim to get you. 1099 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:53,375 Yeah, you'll see. We'll get something on you yet. 1100 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:56,000 That's far enough, marshal. Shall I plug 'em, kid? 1101 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:59,292 - Nope. - Yes. Go on, let him! Go on, Charlie. 1102 01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:02,208 - Hey, steady, judge. - That's exactly what we want. 1103 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:04,958 Then we'll have something on them. Use your nut, knutt. 1104 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:08,333 Oh, judge. You know we got more sense than to shoot a us marshal. 1105 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,708 Charlie was only kidding. 1106 01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:12,958 Now, would you get out of here, please? We're closing for the night. 1107 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:15,625 All right! But we'll be back! 1108 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:23,667 - Now? - No! Get out, you old fool! 1109 01:10:28,667 --> 01:10:29,875 Come on. 1110 01:10:31,417 --> 01:10:33,333 Well, here we go. 1111 01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:34,498 I heard you in there, kid. 1112 01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:37,292 That was a smart trick, saying big heap stole those steers. 1113 01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:40,125 Yeah. But if the marshal talks to him, we're in trouble. 1114 01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:41,458 Like me to get rid of him? 1115 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:44,958 Later. Just keep him locked up for now. I gotta see miss oakley. 1116 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:47,750 - Why? What's she done? - Nothing yet. That's the trouble. 1117 01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:55,500 Hey, kid! Big heap's gone! 1118 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,083 This just ain't my night. 1119 01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:01,792 He must have got out through the window. 1120 01:11:01,917 --> 01:11:04,542 Don't just stand there. He can't be far away. Come on. 1121 01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:08,167 - Up the Indians! - Hey, you can't do that. 1122 01:11:20,875 --> 01:11:22,833 We gotta get him out of there quick. 1123 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:25,542 It's not gonna be easy, with that marshal sleeping there. 1124 01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:28,500 No. We'll have to keep him occupied. 1125 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:31,083 Why did this have to happen tonight? 1126 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:32,542 I'll get curly and the boys. 1127 01:11:32,667 --> 01:11:35,083 You tell miss oakley I've been unavoidably detained. 1128 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:36,792 Leave it to me, kid. 1129 01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:49,583 Come and get it. 1130 01:11:56,875 --> 01:12:02,292 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I thought you were somebody else. 1131 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:31,708 Good night, mum. 1132 01:12:57,958 --> 01:12:59,542 Yes? 1133 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:03,250 Just hold it right there. 1134 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:05,250 I hope that's your gun, marshal. 1135 01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:08,875 Miss belle. What are you doing here? Think of your reputation. 1136 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,667 You think about it and stop asking stupid questions. 1137 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,792 Stop! What are you getting undressed for? 1138 01:13:13,917 --> 01:13:16,625 - I wanna catch up with you. - What? Oh! 1139 01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:23,417 Oh, you don't have to be so modest with me, marshal. 1140 01:13:23,542 --> 01:13:25,417 You're a fine-looking man, you know. 1141 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:28,792 - I am? - I kinda go for men who wear long-come. 1142 01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:31,667 I knew a fella who escaped from prison in a pair of come. 1143 01:13:31,792 --> 01:13:33,625 He got out through the trap door at the back. 1144 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:36,042 Yes. Coms really do something to me. 1145 01:13:36,167 --> 01:13:38,375 They do something to me, too. Itch. 1146 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,917 You didn't come here just to talk about undennear. 1147 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,208 You're right, marshal. 1148 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,000 - How would you like it... - Oh, no. 1149 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,500 If I gave you proof that rumpo 1150 01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:47,875 was behind the stage hold-up and the cattle rustling? 1151 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,500 What? But why are you telling me all this? 1152 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:52,917 Maybe it's because I go for you, marshal, honey. 1153 01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:56,375 Don't you feel it, that certain something between us? 1154 01:13:57,625 --> 01:13:59,167 Yes. It's my hot water bottle. 1155 01:13:59,292 --> 01:14:01,542 No, we were meant for each other, you and me. 1156 01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:03,458 We go together like ham and eggs. 1157 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:04,625 Oh, mother. 1158 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,958 What was that? Are you expecting anyone? 1159 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:10,875 - No, of course not. - If it's rumpo, he'll kill me. 1160 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,458 - I must hide. - Where? 1161 01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:14,542 - Under the bed. Quick. - Good idea. 1162 01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:16,917 No, not you, you fool. Me. 1163 01:14:31,792 --> 01:14:34,875 - Miss oakley. - Marshal, I've come to give myself up. 1164 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,000 I've just killed a man. 1165 01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:38,667 Well, we all make silly mistakes now and then. 1166 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:40,417 - Killed a man? - Uh-huh. 1167 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:43,417 Charlie the barman. But it was an accident, I swear it. 1168 01:14:43,542 --> 01:14:45,500 Of course it was. How did it happen? 1169 01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:47,833 - I shot him with a shotgun... - Oh. 1170 01:14:47,958 --> 01:14:50,125 A rifle, and two revolvers. 1171 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:52,583 - It must have been some accident. - It was. 1172 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,500 I thought it was the rumpo kid. 1173 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:58,500 You see, I found out tonight that he was the one that killed sheriff earp. 1174 01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:00,583 Oh, marsh, I feel just... terrible. 1175 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:04,000 Oh, there, there. Don't worry about it. Come and sit down for a minute. 1176 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,417 Ah! Oh! 1177 01:15:06,542 --> 01:15:08,125 My gun. 1178 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:12,083 You're very sweet. I feel sort of safe with you somehow. 1179 01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:14,000 That's what they all say. 1180 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,458 Oh, have you known lots of girls, then? 1181 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:20,750 Oh, no. No, none at all. It's my job, I suppose. 1182 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,667 You don't get to meet them down drains. 1183 01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:26,875 Well, I'm glad because I've never felt like this about anybody before. 1184 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,875 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1185 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:33,000 I feel like we sort of go together like... Strawberries and cream. 1186 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:35,250 - Or ham and eggs. - Yeah, ham... 1187 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:39,375 - Oh, lord. - I'm sorry, marshal, but I can't lie there, 1188 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:42,417 listening to this witch talking out the back of her bustle. 1189 01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:44,958 - No other girls, huh? - Wait a minute. I can explain. 1190 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,875 Oh, don't bother. 1191 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,208 And with an old bag like that. 1192 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:52,042 And who are you calling an old bag? 1193 01:15:52,167 --> 01:15:54,375 You, old bag, I'm calling an old bag. 1194 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,917 Ah! You cat. I'll get you! Ah! 1195 01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:10,083 Ah! 1196 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,292 Think of the neighbours. 1197 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:14,542 Ladies, please. 1198 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:21,875 Now, look what you've done. Oh, I'm sorry, marshal, really, I am. 1199 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,417 Marsh, honey, are you all right? 1200 01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:25,625 There, there. Belle will make it up to you. 1201 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,583 Take your hands off him, you big troll! 1202 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,583 Look, you leave him alone, you harpy! 1203 01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:32,083 I said I can take care of him, you cowgirl. 1204 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:34,792 Cowgirl? If I called you that, I'd only be half right. 1205 01:16:34,917 --> 01:16:36,542 Why, you... 1206 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,000 Oh. Oh, marsh. Marsh, honey. 1207 01:16:44,417 --> 01:16:46,042 There he is. 1208 01:16:46,167 --> 01:16:49,500 - I get-um quick. - Not so fast. I'll handle this. 1209 01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,792 - Me want-um daddy. - We going to get-um daddy. 1210 01:16:53,042 --> 01:16:54,750 Now, shut-um up-um. 1211 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:56,417 - Dolores, come here. - What? 1212 01:16:57,583 --> 01:17:00,583 Get yourself into the marshal's office. Keep him occupied a half-hour. 1213 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:03,667 - How? - What do you want, diagrams? 1214 01:17:03,792 --> 01:17:08,042 Well, half an hour's a long time. What are we gonna talk about? 1215 01:17:08,167 --> 01:17:10,625 - I should have known better. - Ugh. 1216 01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:14,000 Remember the things your ma told you not to do when you came out west? 1217 01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:16,000 - Yes. - Do 'em. 1218 01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:23,875 - There, there, my poor boy. - Leave him alone. He's mine. 1219 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,667 - He's mine! - He's mine! 1220 01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:27,583 No, please, ladies! 1221 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,333 Rumpo! 1222 01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:44,500 Shh. 1223 01:17:48,417 --> 01:17:51,458 Why, hello there, you old marshal, honey. 1224 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,542 What is this? What do you want? 1225 01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:56,958 Now, that's not a nice way to talk to a little old girl who's dropped by 1226 01:17:57,083 --> 01:17:58,875 just to keep y'all from getting lonesome. 1227 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,542 Oh, you needn't have bothered. I've been anything but lonesome. 1228 01:18:01,667 --> 01:18:03,958 Oh, don't be like that, marshal, honey. 1229 01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:10,167 Why, since the first time I saw you, I've been crazy about y'all. 1230 01:18:10,292 --> 01:18:14,417 You and me, we'll go together like pancakes and syrup, I reckon. 1231 01:18:14,542 --> 01:18:16,292 All you people think about is food. 1232 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:18,875 Doesn't anyone around here go together like man and woman? 1233 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,417 Now you're talking my kind of language. 1234 01:18:21,542 --> 01:18:23,375 Oh, no, no! No, stay away! 1235 01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:29,458 Land sakes, what are they all doing here? 1236 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:31,417 You get out of here, you little tramp! 1237 01:18:31,542 --> 01:18:32,708 Don't you worry. 1238 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:36,042 I don't aim on sharing him with a couple of old hags like you. 1239 01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:38,208 I got my pride. 1240 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,042 Why, you... 1241 01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:49,875 Oh, no, you don't! 1242 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:59,083 I know it's the wild west, but this is ridiculous. 1243 01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:03,250 Do you want to be a hero? Stick that in the keyhole. 1244 01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:04,542 Keyhole? 1245 01:19:04,667 --> 01:19:07,667 Yeah, keyhole... er keyhole-um. 1246 01:19:07,792 --> 01:19:12,708 Ah, keyhole-um. Why you no say? White man speak with forked tongue. 1247 01:19:17,667 --> 01:19:20,208 Well, go on. It's only a half-minute fuse. 1248 01:19:21,292 --> 01:19:24,417 Soon as it blows, we get big heap and get out of town fast. 1249 01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:28,167 No can stick in keyhole-um. 1250 01:19:28,292 --> 01:19:29,625 Key in keyhole-um. 1251 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:31,042 Well, take the key out. 1252 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:35,708 "Key in keyhole-um." Oh, no. Come back! 1253 01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:39,583 Here is key-um. 1254 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:47,625 - Quiet. Quiet. - Well, what is it? 1255 01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:49,375 I thought I heard something. 1256 01:19:54,042 --> 01:19:55,583 Little heap? 1257 01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,125 Where the heck is he? 1258 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:04,250 What a send-up. Get big heap. Let's get out of here. 1259 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,125 Big heap. 1260 01:20:10,667 --> 01:20:12,208 Would you believe it? 1261 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:13,750 Big heap. Come on, wake up. 1262 01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:15,750 You girls stay in here. Understand? 1263 01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:17,375 All right, carry him out. 1264 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,708 Oh, no, you don't. Stick 'em up. Get back in. 1265 01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,792 Go on, get back. Back. Now. Reach. 1266 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:28,917 So that's your little game, eh? Trying to help a prisoner escape. 1267 01:20:29,042 --> 01:20:30,875 Just one more charge against you, rumpo. 1268 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,500 What do you mean, marshal? 1269 01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:34,875 We just dropped in for a friendly visit, that's all. 1270 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,292 We ain't done nothin' wrong. 1271 01:20:36,417 --> 01:20:40,375 Nothing wrong? Holding up the stage, cattle-rustling, shooting a sheriff. 1272 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:43,000 - You're crazy. - Don't you believe it. 1273 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:45,083 I've all the evidence in there, and witnesses. 1274 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:49,208 Don't you try it, rumpo. Just you try it. 1275 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:53,083 I'm not a fool, you know. I know what I'm doing. I'm holding you all. 1276 01:20:53,208 --> 01:20:55,208 Right. In there, all of you. 1277 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,333 Go on. And take him with you. Go on, inside. 1278 01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,917 You mean, in there? 1279 01:21:00,042 --> 01:21:02,375 Yes. Now, get a move on, before I lose my temper. 1280 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:05,542 Well, come on, boys, you heard the marshal. Get in there. 1281 01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:08,250 Everybody inside. Come on, move. 1282 01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:10,000 That's the idea. 1283 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,875 You picked the wrong man to tangle with this time, rumpo. 1284 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,667 - Now, where's the key? - Right here. 1285 01:21:14,792 --> 01:21:18,375 - What? Oh. - And I'll take that, too, I think. 1286 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,458 You know, marshal, you were right. You're too smart for the likes of us. 1287 01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:24,458 I'm just gonna get out of stodge city. 1288 01:21:24,583 --> 01:21:26,500 But wait a minute. Come back. 1289 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:29,083 No, please. Somebody, help! 1290 01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:49,375 We've got him for you, rumpo. 1291 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:54,458 Bring him in. 1292 01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:56,417 Big heap. 1293 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:07,083 Confidentially, big heap have heap big hang-um-over. 1294 01:22:07,208 --> 01:22:08,583 Get out of here. Go on home. 1295 01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:10,875 Oh! Do you mean I'm not a prisoner any more? 1296 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,917 Nope. You can't tell the marshal any more than he knows already. 1297 01:22:15,125 --> 01:22:16,333 Get in there. 1298 01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:20,167 Oh! How absolutely lovely. 1299 01:22:20,292 --> 01:22:21,292 Do you mind? 1300 01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:24,042 You see, I've always wanted a scalp with a bobble on. 1301 01:22:24,167 --> 01:22:25,875 Get out of here. Go home. 1302 01:22:26,917 --> 01:22:28,667 Uncivilised lot. 1303 01:22:28,792 --> 01:22:33,250 What is the meaning of this outrage? Why have I been brought here? 1304 01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:35,625 Shut up. Sit down. 1305 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,500 What are you getting so excited about? 1306 01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:41,833 What am I getting excited about? Taken from my bed at gunpoint. 1307 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:44,167 Not even allowed to put my slippers on. 1308 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:47,583 Have you ever tried riding a horse barefoot? It hurts. 1309 01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:50,417 It could have been worse. You might have been in the bath. 1310 01:22:50,542 --> 01:22:55,292 Gagged and blindfolded, with a revoltingly filthy handkerchief. 1311 01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:57,208 I hate to think where that had been. 1312 01:22:57,333 --> 01:23:00,375 I couldn't have you knowing where my hide-out was, could I? 1313 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,208 I don't know what you've got to hide out from, I'm sure. 1314 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:06,500 Don't you know what happened in town last night? 1315 01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:08,417 Somebody ratted on me 1316 01:23:08,542 --> 01:23:11,625 and now the marshal has got more than enough on me to string me up. 1317 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:16,208 Oh, really? Well, I had to go out of town last night. 1318 01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:18,542 We found him at the widow rawlins' place. 1319 01:23:18,667 --> 01:23:23,250 You dirty old man. You're supposed to be dead against that sort of thing. 1320 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:25,458 I happen to be her lawyer. 1321 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,708 Ever since her husband died, I've been handling everything. 1322 01:23:28,833 --> 01:23:30,417 I bet you have. 1323 01:23:30,542 --> 01:23:34,583 This is insufferable. Why have you brought me here, I say? 1324 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:38,417 Well, judge, I'll tell you. We're gonna make a deal. 1325 01:23:38,542 --> 01:23:42,458 You get rid of that marshal... And I will give you a rake-off. 1326 01:23:42,583 --> 01:23:45,000 - A what-off? - A rake-off. 1327 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:47,833 A percentage of everything I get from running stodge. 1328 01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:51,667 Are you attempting to bribe me, a judge, 1329 01:23:51,792 --> 01:23:57,917 a dedicated defender of law and order a sworn enemy of crime and corruption? 1330 01:23:58,042 --> 01:24:00,083 - Yep. - How much? 1331 01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:02,000 - A quarter. - I'll take it. 1332 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,792 Provided you get rid of the marshal. 1333 01:24:04,917 --> 01:24:08,167 - He ain't really a marshal at all. - What? 1334 01:24:08,292 --> 01:24:15,792 No. It was all a mistake. He's really a sanitary engineer. Ha ha! 1335 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:19,417 Are you trying to tell me, Johnny finger, the rumpo kid, 1336 01:24:19,542 --> 01:24:23,042 that I have been run out of town by a... 1337 01:24:24,375 --> 01:24:25,750 Plumber? 1338 01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:28,833 Yeah! You can see the funny side of it. 1339 01:24:28,958 --> 01:24:30,792 Shut up! 1340 01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:33,875 The deal's off. I'll take care of him myself. 1341 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,958 I'll fill him so full of holes they'll use him for straining cabbage. 1342 01:24:39,292 --> 01:24:41,708 How nice. Well, if you'll excuse me... 1343 01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:44,125 Not so fast. I ain't finished with you yet. 1344 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:46,375 We want knutt! 1345 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:51,333 Patience, folks! Patience! Patience! He'll be out any minute now. 1346 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:54,208 Any minute? You've been saying that since one o'clock this morning. 1347 01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:56,042 We're doing the best we can, marshal. 1348 01:24:56,167 --> 01:24:58,292 Why are those people out there, anyway? 1349 01:24:58,417 --> 01:25:01,667 Don't you know? You're a hero. Rumpo and his boys have moved out. 1350 01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:04,500 Some hero. Locked in one of his own cells. 1351 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:12,750 Teach you to come in here and ask me for a quick one. 1352 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:33,542 Hey, marsh, the rumpo kid's got judge Burke. 1353 01:25:33,667 --> 01:25:36,875 - What are they gonna do to him? - I don't know, but I don't like it. 1354 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,542 You have to get out of stodge. 1355 01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:41,417 Get out of stodge? I can't even get out of here! 1356 01:25:41,542 --> 01:25:43,417 Ok, fellas, just stand aside. 1357 01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:48,750 Gosh, that was marvellous, Annie. 1358 01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:52,625 - I would never have thought of doing that. - Marshal! Marshal, come quick! 1359 01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:55,167 - What is it? - Look. 1360 01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:05,417 - It's judge Burke. - So it is. 1361 01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:07,833 - Is he...? Is he...? - No, he ain't. 1362 01:26:07,958 --> 01:26:10,167 Get me off this thing, will you? 1363 01:26:10,292 --> 01:26:13,083 You're ok, judge. Just plumb exhausted, that's all. 1364 01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:16,667 So would you be if you'd been riding like this for four hours, 1365 01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:20,917 with the hot sun beating down upon your... progress. 1366 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,625 What happened to you, judge? 1367 01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,917 Rumpo and his men. They're coming to get you. 1368 01:26:29,042 --> 01:26:30,083 - Who? Me? - Yeah. 1369 01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:32,125 They know you're not a real marshal. 1370 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:35,042 They're gonna be here at 12 o'clock high noon. 1371 01:26:35,167 --> 01:26:36,542 High noon? Why high noon? 1372 01:26:36,667 --> 01:26:39,333 I know. I told them it was a most unoriginal time 1373 01:26:39,458 --> 01:26:43,000 for that kind of thing, but they wouldn't listen. Oh! 1374 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,583 Well, you all heard what the judge said. 1375 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:52,083 Rumpo and his men, they'll be coming back to stodge at 12. 1376 01:26:52,792 --> 01:26:57,625 Now, I reckon if we all stand together, we could... 1377 01:26:57,750 --> 01:27:00,750 Wait. Doc, you'll stand up with me, won't you? 1378 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:04,875 Well, I'd like to, son, but I'm a kind of busy man. 1379 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,917 Got a lot of calls to make. 1380 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:08,875 Josh? 1381 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,875 Well, it looks like I'm gonna be kinda busy myself. 1382 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,708 But you don't need to worry. I already got your measurements. 1383 01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:17,875 It's useless. 1384 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,167 Marshal, you must get out of here. It's only ten o'clock. 1385 01:27:21,292 --> 01:27:23,250 No. I may not be a real marshal, 1386 01:27:23,375 --> 01:27:25,255 but I took this job and I aim to see it through. 1387 01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:28,375 You can't take on rumpo and his whole gang single-handed. 1388 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,708 Well, you wouldn't think much of me if I ran away. 1389 01:27:30,833 --> 01:27:34,333 And, anyway, I'm a pretty good shot. Remember the Indians? Pow! 1390 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:39,250 I never wanted to have to tell you this, but... it was me that shot those Indians. 1391 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:42,125 - You? - Mm-hm. Through the stage window. 1392 01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:46,542 Oh. That explains how I managed to get three with two shots. 1393 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:49,000 Just a minute. 1394 01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:54,667 Oh, yes. And it was you who saved me from that hanging the other night? 1395 01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:57,750 You'd make some man a good husband. 1396 01:27:57,875 --> 01:28:00,542 Oh, come on. You can't help being what you are. 1397 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:03,917 But just get out of here. Go back to your drains. 1398 01:28:04,042 --> 01:28:07,417 Yes, that's about all I'm fit for, isn't it? Drains. 1399 01:28:09,042 --> 01:28:10,708 Drains. 1400 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:11,958 Oh, wait a minute. 1401 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:13,292 I've got it. 1402 01:28:13,417 --> 01:28:15,750 Annie, could you teach me to shoot as good as you? 1403 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:20,167 What? They're due in at noon. It's after ten now. 1404 01:28:20,292 --> 01:28:23,000 Good. That gives us almost two hours. Do you think I'm mad? 1405 01:28:23,125 --> 01:28:25,625 Nutty as a fruitcake. 1406 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:35,750 Argh! 1407 01:29:36,667 --> 01:29:38,250 Oh, get off. 1408 01:30:41,042 --> 01:30:42,750 Well, that's a bit better. 1409 01:30:43,625 --> 01:30:46,208 - Any sign of them yet? - No. 1410 01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:49,667 And there's only a minute to go. 1411 01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:54,750 Is that all? Doesn't time fly when you're having fun? 1412 01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:57,583 Marsh, please, you've got to let me go there with you. 1413 01:30:57,708 --> 01:30:59,458 No. Definitely not. 1414 01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:02,000 It's time I started fighting for myself. I told you. 1415 01:31:02,125 --> 01:31:03,833 Yes, I know. 1416 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,375 It's just that I love you. 1417 01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:19,542 How was that? 1418 01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:34,833 Knutt! 1419 01:31:34,958 --> 01:31:36,833 This is rumpo! 1420 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:38,583 I'm coming in! 1421 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,625 Rumpo! 1422 01:32:21,917 --> 01:32:22,958 Knutt. 1423 01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:24,333 Where are you? 1424 01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,333 Here, rumpo! 1425 01:32:35,625 --> 01:32:38,208 Knutt! Where are you? 1426 01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:39,917 Come out and fight, damn you! 1427 01:32:43,167 --> 01:32:46,958 Curly, you take that end. Slim, you and me take the other. 1428 01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:56,000 Look out behind you! 1429 01:33:02,333 --> 01:33:04,000 Knutt, where are you? 1430 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,042 Here, rumpo! 1431 01:33:14,292 --> 01:33:15,292 No, here! 1432 01:33:17,625 --> 01:33:18,750 No, here! 1433 01:33:24,458 --> 01:33:25,738 Just hold it right there, rumpo. 1434 01:33:25,792 --> 01:33:29,000 Now... now, marshal, er, sir. 1435 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:31,792 You don't want to shoot me. Me and the boys were only kidding. 1436 01:33:31,917 --> 01:33:33,458 I'm not going to shoot you, rumpo. 1437 01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:36,125 I'm going to put you where you belong, on the end of a rope. 1438 01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,625 Johnny, I'm coming! 1439 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,875 Stop, or I'll fire! 1440 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:47,833 Marsh! Oh, marsh, I think you're wonderful. 1441 01:33:47,958 --> 01:33:49,125 Come here. 1442 01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:52,912 I'd have got him, too, but I haven't any bullets left. 1443 01:33:54,250 --> 01:33:55,500 Oh!